Chocolate Edible Anus

9.69$

Box includes three edible anuses, available in 3 colors – Dark, Milk and Bleached
Sort-of like a Hershey’s kiss, only it’s an anus
Eat it all up or let it dissolve on the tongue

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Description

Birthdays, Christmas, Anniversaries, Valentine’s Day – particularly sensitive times of year; get them the wrong present and you may never live it down, but get it right and you could be hailed as a hero for decades to come – this is where the Edible Anus works its dark magic.

The unassuming black display box contains three gourmet chocolate sphincters, each one carefully cast from the immaculate (well, we think it looks pretty tidy) anus of a kind, female stranger. It might be the cheeky, often outlawed sex muscle but you can’t deny that it’s a powerful symbol of intimacy. And, given the right flavouring (in this case chocolate) the anus can be a highly decadent treat.

This is the year you open up to that special someone, spread the love, really spoil with them a spot of indulgent anal feasting. Let them know that your heart is in the right place with this thoroughly tongue-in-cheek gift.

Ingredients: Dark Chocolate: 55% cocoa solids (cocoa mass, sugar, cocoa butter, soy lecithin, natural vanilla) Milk Chocolate: 34% cocoa solids, 22% milk solids (cocoa mass, sugar, cocoa butter, soy lecithin, natural vanilla) White Chocolate: 28% cocoa butter, 25% milk solids (sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, soy lecithin, natural vanilla) May contain traces of nuts (sorry, sorry, sorry – they might).
Box includes three edible anuses – Dark, Milk and Bleached
Sort-of like a Hershey’s kiss, only it’s an anus
Eat it all up or let it dissolve on the tongue
Belgian chocolate, (perfectly-formed) British anus
Measures approximately 11cm(W) x 3cm(H) x 4cm(D). Suitable for Vegetarians.

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