Tired of having to feed your newborn? Here’s a (fake) bottle for his or her crib!
Baby Crib Water Bottle
2.95$ (as of 26 December 2018, 18 h 54 min)
Every baby wants to be left alone. Their young, developing minds, while constantly processing skills like balance, vision, coordination, and speech, are better served in a quiet, solitary environment. With the KindexTM Crib DribblerTM, baby will have the “alone time” she needs, while you enjoy some quiet time to yourself! *THIS IS A GIFT BOX. NO ACTUAL PRODUCT IS INSIDE/INCLUDED.*
Gift box appears to contain ridiculous products from clueless companies
Just pack your real gift inside, sit back and watch the expressions
6 sides of real graphics and jokes will have everyone passing it around
Size: 11.25 x 9 x 3.25 (About the size of a giant phone book)